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Not Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything Else

Not Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything ElseNot Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything ElseNot Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything Else

We do not create memorable advertising that connects with your audience.

We Take No Brands to New Heights

Not Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything Else

Not Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything ElseNot Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything ElseNot Transforming Brands Through Innovative Marketing or Anything Else

We do not create memorable advertising that connects with your audience.

We Take No Brands to New Heights

About the Panopticon Agency

  

Welcome

  This 'agency' is not real, and this website is a work of fiction, a satirical take on marketing, advertising, consumerism, and whatever else occurs to our over-caffeinated, possibly sleep-deprived minds. We are not related to any real business, and if your company is actually called Panopticon, none of this is about you. Are you curious, lost, and lightly caffeinated? Start your visit with us here.

 


On our minds today

“Advertising is just weaponized overthinking. You take a product no one needed, wrap it in existential dread and pastels, and voilà—someone’s crying in a Target aisle thinking it’ll fix their marriage.”


Brandon Mavrick, Creative Director

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All contents Copyright © 2024-2025 Panopticon Agency - All Rights Reserved.  We are not a real business. This website is entirely a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to actual corporations, brands, or individuals—living, dead, or currently trending—is entirely coincidental. If you think you recognize something, that’s on you. We make no claims, take no responsibility, and offer no refunds for existential confusion. Carry on.  If you contact us, we will quite possibly answer your questions and we will put you on our email list for updates, but we will never send you anything else since we have nothing to sell. We will not share your information with any third party, mainly because all of our friends and associated entities and businesses are fictitious too, maybe even more so.


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